comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from The Daily Show.

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tokenblackbitch:

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

this can’t be real

tokenblackbitch:

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

this can’t be real

(Source: fagflow, via parasini)

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via zanekrios)

"Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else, but just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes."

— The Winter of the Air  (via fuckinq)

(Source: kalynroseanne, via theradicaldame)

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

(Source: tsarcasm, via rynvasnormandy)

insp (x

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please don’t be intimidated by me, I’m a fucking dork

(Source: rynvasnormandy, via rynvasnormandy)

kassie-in-neverland:

theteaward:

In which the actors are their characters.

I liked this video by the thumbnail alone.

(via weloveshortvideos)

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

queenidinamenzel:

I have never related so much to a Domino’s ad before.

(Source: nancydrevv, via littlelooniepielover)

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

(via littlelooniepielover)

sensibilitywithspiceofsweetness:

all-the-fandoms-and-gifs:

Google is still in denial

so are the rest of us 

sensibilitywithspiceofsweetness:

all-the-fandoms-and-gifs:

Google is still in denial

so are the rest of us 

(Source: ravendaarkholme, via littlelooniepielover)

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

(via parasini)

weloveshortvideos:

Attempted robbery at gunpoint caught on GoPro